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Offline kilik2

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #300 on: June 08, 2009, 04:16:06 PM »
how do you shotgun? shake the can, puncture it, pop the top and drink from the puncture hole?
that's how I do it and you would be surprised how fast that shit goes down. There have been a few time where I didn't even taste the beer ( figuratively but you only feel foam)

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #301 on: June 08, 2009, 04:20:30 PM »
My buddy has a beer bong that has a funnel on one end and you receive the beer through a fake boob lol he wont let me have it though..

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #302 on: June 08, 2009, 07:45:30 PM »
no no dont shake it, thats how u waste 50% of the beer. there is a technique shittttt son i have a shotgun maker on my keychain ha


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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #303 on: June 08, 2009, 11:38:33 PM »
yeah..now I remember..you don't shake it you just puncture it and pop the top and get to chugging out of your puncture hole. A shotgun maker? don't you mean a key? that usually does the trick for me!!!

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #304 on: June 09, 2009, 12:12:18 AM »
oh you'll see my friend, you'll see...

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #305 on: June 09, 2009, 12:29:51 AM »
yea im intrigued now, I use a key or knife.  What is this shotgun maker you speak of?
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #306 on: June 09, 2009, 07:55:08 AM »
yea im intrigued now, I use a key or knife.  What is this shotgun maker you speak of?
maker? you mean a key or anything sharp to make a whole in the can..
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #307 on: June 09, 2009, 08:49:00 AM »
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #309 on: June 09, 2009, 09:24:12 AM »
Screw going to the strip club, there has to be an on call stripper to come to the mansion no?  All pitch in and hire a stripper eh?

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #310 on: June 09, 2009, 09:48:46 AM »
A stripper eh?  LOL ah geez.

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #311 on: June 09, 2009, 10:41:11 AM »
i think im gona buy my beer down there,prob us  buy  some vodka up here


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Re: What do you drinketh?
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #314 on: June 18, 2009, 05:41:54 PM »
yo i busted it out at the meet...

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #315 on: June 18, 2009, 06:25:48 PM »
Hahaha, I might need to cop one of these.

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #316 on: June 18, 2009, 08:45:12 PM »
they are legit and they are bottle openers so its a 241

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #317 on: June 18, 2009, 10:19:16 PM »
Sky Vodka and Amp Energy or Mich Ultra
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #318 on: June 18, 2009, 10:23:16 PM »
Sky and Amp? Together? Hmm, gotta try that.

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #319 on: June 18, 2009, 10:26:58 PM »
very good!!!!!
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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #320 on: June 20, 2009, 02:39:17 AM »
any coke and liqour or any energy drink and liqour will get your drunker faster. alcohol sticks to sugar and flows in the blood faster :)

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #321 on: June 24, 2009, 06:10:17 PM »
I left my funnel in the mansion, did anyone pick it up? lol ???

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Re: What do you drinketh?
« Reply #322 on: June 25, 2009, 11:52:29 AM »
oh no way dude! i dont remember seeing it ne where i did a final walk through b4 i left and i was the last person. some prob snagged it homez

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I plan on getting drunk as a skunk and dry hump a large stuffed animal.